Who said Santa has to ride in a sleigh? How-outdated is that? All those reindeer and no heat? Santa can’t be bothered with that. It’s high time for him to enter the 21st century, to throw off the confines of tradition and embrace the world, anew. Bright, bold, and riding a motorcycle, Santa Biker does all of the above.

Santa Biker comes with a sidecar filled with presents of red, green, and white bubble gum. Clearly he’s on a mission to deliver treats to all of the good little boys and girls on his list. But instead of a sleigh with reindeer, he’s on his flashy 5.5″ long motorcycle, just going down the road feelin bad.