Whistlin’ Pete combines a working whistle with delicious jelly beans. A child’s dream and a parent’s nightmare, you say? Maybe, but who would deprive children of so much joy?

Each box contains blue, yellow, and pink whistles. Plus, the bunny faces are pretty darned cute, which should help compensate for all the whistling.

Maybe if you try them, too, you will have as much fun as the kids and make even more noise than they can. Never pass up a chance to instill awe in your children! Soon, they will be grown up and find their parents annoying, so enjoy their annoyances while you can. Whistlin’ Pete is just the thing.