Every kid and collector in your life knows you want nothing more than to find them a copy of Action Comics #1 hidden behind a replica of the Declaration of Independence, but that by the time holiday shopping season comes around, flea market season is over. It’s a dilemma that’s confounded gift buyers for decades.

Before you search any further, order a case of these huge strawberry-flavored candy canes. Measuring 8″ tall and weighing in at a whopping 2.1 ounces, these will keep your patient giftee happily occupied through one more season of smiling awkwardly while they receive your latest not-action-comics-number-one gift.

Since their Superman-ness makes them non-occasion-specific, it’s great to have these lying around for a whole year of boys’ birthdays. These jumbo Superman stocking stuffers come packed in 12-cane case. Each individually wrapped cane is enclosed in a colorful comic-adorned gift box featuring a decoration that kids can cut out and hang on the tree!